Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

ethiopian surprise

It's literally just nothing

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise

by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017

Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

surprise kamikazi

The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus

I was tapping this fat bitch the other night and the bitch done do a surprise kamikazi

by thegms June 5, 2024