ripped jerky

When you don't score at the bar and come home and do a little jerk

Paul didn't have any luck with the ladies at the bar and ripped jerky when he got home

by Jerky Boyz 4 Life July 25, 2025

Rip the trail

Go for a casual trail ride. Typically with friends. Enjoy the trail.

Steve and I went to rip the trail the other day. What a good ride!

by Frankdefines August 3, 2025

shell rip

When you are straight up, required to jump in-and-out of heaven to test a physics module built to hold-up civilization so lady-crotch-zombie-demon-pirate-vampire-occult-secret-society looney tunes do not go chasing the demonic trajectory of harming children of any God-Spirit for their intellectual abilities again so they can join Earth, Wind and Fire aka, Beauty, Mind & Strength. ya that thing.

Tōkōwā did a shell rip to rebuild his 'Bridge to Heaven' mechanisms. The parasites were nowhere to be seen and really have no clue what they are once you stop feeding their pecker brains.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 26, 2025

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters

*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud

by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025

The devils bong rip

The act of farting into a girls vagina and then having her queef it out while the guy inhales it like a bong rip.

Hey bro I just did the devils bong rip with Stacey. It made me higher then any weed ever could

by Joevickberg October 22, 2025

Rip Stick

The gayest form of skateboarding that are only rode to impress the 4 year old baddies. Someone who rides a rip stick usually doesn't have a single FUCKING CLUE how to skateboard but acts like they can.

"Eww that weirdo is riding a rip stick."

by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025