Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

Put The Eyebrows On It

Originally coined by Frank Zappa. When an artist/producer fully realizes the performance potential of a tune. Also applies to any creative form. When a painter adds elements to add to a piece that takes it good to great. Usually done at the end of the project.

I'm almost done with the production of this song. I just need to put the eyebrows on it.

by Maniac in a Speedo August 9, 2024

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

Put

They meant to type “out” but their finger missed the “o” and hit the “p”

Yo! Check this put

by Reaper1257x April 17, 2021

put it on buzz

To zone out, become zombie-like, e.g. when watching TV or a movie. Turning off your brain.

I have enough of this homework b.s. I'm ready to grab a cold one and put it on buzz.

by Buzzmaster July 3, 2011

Put up

Typically something a person says when they’re in a relationship

I’ve been put up with my man

by anonymous August 16, 2024