McDonalds with only one arch outside; most popular one is locater in tha MC. It is also known as the "grand hangout."
by nellysgrl January 23, 2005
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Get the curl one mug.Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
by Mary Slu July 24, 2008
Get the ONE-ITIS mug.Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
Get the One direction mug.I'm a huge poseur, so I bought me some x pipes at Year One and now I don't know what to do with them.
by Aimee January 1, 2004
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Get the one word mug.The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.
The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
by rockman08 August 29, 2006
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