See Happy Tree Friends. (The following definition is based on the cartoon's forums.)
A crazy place where spam runs rampant, furries talk about how they want to sex up the characters, emo and goth 8-11 year olds post about how they want to commit suicide and the occasional smartass enjoys flaming people on a totally unrelated topic. Also common is a thread which argues on a cartoon character's freaking gender.
The ratio for on-topic posts to spam is 1:12. Most on-topic threads aren't worth reading anyway because they'll turn into a flamefest within 5 posts.
In some cases, the boards have actually been used as an insult on other message boards. (i.e "Go back to the HTF forums you scum!")
If you like Happy Tree Friends, steer clear of the message boards because it will warp the way you see the show itself.
A crazy place where spam runs rampant, furries talk about how they want to sex up the characters, emo and goth 8-11 year olds post about how they want to commit suicide and the occasional smartass enjoys flaming people on a totally unrelated topic. Also common is a thread which argues on a cartoon character's freaking gender.
The ratio for on-topic posts to spam is 1:12. Most on-topic threads aren't worth reading anyway because they'll turn into a flamefest within 5 posts.
In some cases, the boards have actually been used as an insult on other message boards. (i.e "Go back to the HTF forums you scum!")
If you like Happy Tree Friends, steer clear of the message boards because it will warp the way you see the show itself.
Typical Happy Tree Friends Forums' Thread:
Goth1CPuNKben: WHO h3rE LIKES BLoody TEars? they so awe;smoe my fav band EVAR.
32 Pipe Love: You're a dumbass, nobody likes your shitty band.
Goth1CPuNKben: SHUT UP I SOOICIDE NOW.
Foxlady_sex: I LUV U GIGGELS! I WANT 2 SEX!!!
sumguy: balls
Goth1CPuNKben: WHO h3rE LIKES BLoody TEars? they so awe;smoe my fav band EVAR.
32 Pipe Love: You're a dumbass, nobody likes your shitty band.
Goth1CPuNKben: SHUT UP I SOOICIDE NOW.
Foxlady_sex: I LUV U GIGGELS! I WANT 2 SEX!!!
sumguy: balls
by Horuss September 6, 2005
Get the Happy Tree Friends Forumsmug. Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.
by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004
Get the tree hugging dirt worshippermug. : an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010
Get the parasitic groping pretzel treemug. Word that only niggas who have transcended past existence can use. If used correctly, could shatter the universe and every dimension in existence. Nothing happens to the nigga using it due to the transcendence effect.
Random Person: Ur mom gay lol
Nigga(enraged): ur dad lesbian!
Scared person: um hehe, ur Granny Tranny haha
Nigga(final transcendence form): ur family tree bi
Person: Implodes and fucking dies
Universe: Shatters and dies
Nigga(enraged): ur dad lesbian!
Scared person: um hehe, ur Granny Tranny haha
Nigga(final transcendence form): ur family tree bi
Person: Implodes and fucking dies
Universe: Shatters and dies
by TheFirstTranscendedNigga March 13, 2018
Get the Ur Family Tree bimug. A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.
"Your mom gay"
"You're dad Lesbian lol"
"Your family tree LGBT"
*Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*
"You're dad Lesbian lol"
"Your family tree LGBT"
*Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*
by Swagrosoft May 26, 2018
Get the Your Family Tree LGBTmug. A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.
Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!
by Katalina March 16, 2005
Get the Hott Tree House Sexmug. A tree on or near the property of an asian person that has banana peels thrown in it. The peels are usually thrown in the tree by non-asians.
Tom: Hey Sam, want to go make some banana happy trees?
Sam: Yeah that sounds fun, ill go grab a bunch
Tom: Great, I really want to hit up the Pings today
Sam: Me too, after we can get the Pongs!
Sam: Yeah that sounds fun, ill go grab a bunch
Tom: Great, I really want to hit up the Pings today
Sam: Me too, after we can get the Pongs!
by Where's Tardo? March 7, 2011
Get the Banana Happy Treemug.