Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedals for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real. And finally, 1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedals for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real. And finally, 1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
“What did you do in Sunny Hill?” I was packed into a retired military truck driven by an 80 year old man with a dozen screaming children
by Happy_Giraffe37 July 25, 2021
by LCD_P August 26, 2018
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by Subject031 March 08, 2017
Joe Budden: What do you do in your free-time in order to be alone.
21 Savage: I've been in the hills.
21 Savage: I've been in the hills.
by DXNK_M3M3S April 04, 2018
A woman who grew up in the north western suburbs of Sydney in the 90s-00s.
They submitted to the subculture of the “emo scene kid” hanging around with tattooed; cigarette smoking, school averting MySpace boys at the dock behind Castle towers.
They frequently made use of the 610 bus.
All Hills Girls are bred from a multicultural Eurasian mix of 19-20th century immigrants who came from hard working ethnic backgrounds.
Many attendees of Catholic, or other private schools in the local area
A hills girl would be seen frequently at the exit of David Jones Castle towers on any given weekday afternoon.
The subculture of hooking up, smoking marijuana and drinking in the park and wandering suburban streets aimlessly
They often focused on MySpace status from a device known as a hip top. Many claimed to enjoy bands influenced by local hits such as “the bride”; “Northlane” & “Far away stables” tendencies.
Despite the often deadbeat and hardcore scene archetype hills girls wanted to convey in image. Spotted with septum piercings, snake bites or nose piercings, supermarket hair dye and hair extensions. This gave the illusion of fitting into the culture of a hills girl.
Most hills girls ironically come from relatively middle-upper class McMansion Dwelling families.
Once a hills girl turns 18 she attends Hillside, the mean fiddler or the brewery on a routine basis; on occasion the OG hills girl would travel to Greenwood or Kings cross for further partying antics.
They submitted to the subculture of the “emo scene kid” hanging around with tattooed; cigarette smoking, school averting MySpace boys at the dock behind Castle towers.
They frequently made use of the 610 bus.
All Hills Girls are bred from a multicultural Eurasian mix of 19-20th century immigrants who came from hard working ethnic backgrounds.
Many attendees of Catholic, or other private schools in the local area
A hills girl would be seen frequently at the exit of David Jones Castle towers on any given weekday afternoon.
The subculture of hooking up, smoking marijuana and drinking in the park and wandering suburban streets aimlessly
They often focused on MySpace status from a device known as a hip top. Many claimed to enjoy bands influenced by local hits such as “the bride”; “Northlane” & “Far away stables” tendencies.
Despite the often deadbeat and hardcore scene archetype hills girls wanted to convey in image. Spotted with septum piercings, snake bites or nose piercings, supermarket hair dye and hair extensions. This gave the illusion of fitting into the culture of a hills girl.
Most hills girls ironically come from relatively middle-upper class McMansion Dwelling families.
Once a hills girl turns 18 she attends Hillside, the mean fiddler or the brewery on a routine basis; on occasion the OG hills girl would travel to Greenwood or Kings cross for further partying antics.
“Oh Flip666, did you hear Sammie H f*cked Losty a Hills girl ideal crush,in the disabled toilets last Friday afternoon?”
“Brittany Wells, a basic Hills girl, who worked for years at the Castle Hill supre is now a single mother after Stu from Oakhill left her! Poor stubert deserved better than Brittany Wells”
“Brittany Wells, a basic Hills girl, who worked for years at the Castle Hill supre is now a single mother after Stu from Oakhill left her! Poor stubert deserved better than Brittany Wells”
by Lua Valentina May 27, 2022
by Mrplumpy November 02, 2019