Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).

Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by AT Hill February 18, 2009

tig old bitties

big old titties.

jesus christ did you just see that guy walk into that door. the girl he was looking at must have had some tig old bitties!

by Greg Smuah September 15, 2009

Old World Whore

An old world whore is a whore that looks like an old world monkey. Cardi B is a fantastic example of this.

I feel like she is an Old World Whore

Yeah she definitely is

by cracklord69 March 26, 2021

old mans speedball

drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low

i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.

by isoldtheworld March 18, 2020

old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

Old man sand

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet

Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.

by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019

Old Woman Yuri

Where some old ass hags fall in love (Typical age range from 30s - 60s) Can be Doomed Yuri or any other ship trope

Those characters are so Old Woman Yuri coded

by Foot.Recruit October 22, 2023