Nick

Everyone whose named Nick, I'm sorry. You're foreever doomed of being a weeb trash. This is a cursed placed upon you by a fellow Nick.

NICK!!! You are a WEEB TRASH!!!!!

by Shadow_SshS October 25, 2018

Nick

Haha, you were expecting some definition of the name Nick which you were hoping would stroke your ego like one would calmly stroke the fur of a cat; I'm sorry to say, but as a Nick myself I have to end this endless cycle of ego boosting.

If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.

Person: Man, you're such a Nick.
Nick: oof

by Shenaniganguy October 25, 2018

Nick

Hides an extra can of beer in his triangle of love. The extra bulge it creates helps him lure the ladies from their wheelchairs and into his baby mama’s backseat.

Anyone want 12 inches of dirty dick Nick?

by Roaster83 October 27, 2018

Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7

Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.

by Crouchy November 7, 2018

Nick Dixon

Nick is the type of person to hide his sexuality, putting up a front to hide who is really is. He constantly wonders what it would be like to f*ck a boy (in all different positions and tempos) however he keeps this to himself, discreetly hiding the fact he is gay. Time to time Nick does things, from kissing a boy for a tenner to touching up boys in the classroom, that makes you think to yourself "is he gay?"

Who will kiss that guy for a tenner?

Ask Nick Dixon he'd do it for free, trust me.

by Nick Dixon December 12, 2018

nick

A big gay 16 year old that cheats on his gf and also throws milks across campus

nick needs some minutes on the soccer field

by real g lol December 13, 2018

father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018