Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 29, 2016

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Fat Michael

he's fat

fat michael is very fat.

by underratedotter June 12, 2018

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The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

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Michael Anton

Michael is a purple unicorn who’s is also sus. Michael Anton hates plastics and always rides his bike. If you litter Michael Anton will will pick it up, bring it to your house and make you recycle it.

Michael Anton loves to wet his plants.

by AncientK April 8, 2021

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Michael Ravallo

Just about the sweetest guy you could ask for. He’s a great friend who makes me feel special. Being the new kid at school is hard but not with someone who is as caring, courageous, and wonderful as meeks. He’s the type of man you want your daughter dating or the type of guy you want watching your cats while you go away. He is all in all a wonderful, smart, beautiful man.

friend one: “Is that Michael Ravallo?!”
friend two: “Yes, you can tell by how generous he is”

by mel00000 October 24, 2022

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