Matt

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.

Well, I wish matt knew me personally, he is such a dreamboat

by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021

Matt Harvey Syndrome

When you have been sporadically teamkilled "accidentally" in a video game (especially Helldivers 2) or just randomly made non existent without understanding the reason why..

"dude what just hit me..Matt Harvey Syndrome"
"That Helldiver suffers from Matt Harvey Syndrome"
...randomly hit the respawn screen..."FFS I just got Matt Harveyd!"

by DishyElephant September 15, 2025

Matt Lemme

A RLY COOL PERSON HES FUNNY AND HAS A LOT OF NICE QUALITIES WITH HIM HES POG AND HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND HAS GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT

Ethan: Have you heard of matt Lemme?
AJ: oh yeah he’s my best friend

by mioily March 18, 2021

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018

Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018

Mattes

It is a racist word against white people. So basically the n word to white people.

Ayyy wagwan my mattes

What up my mattes

by m05rx7 November 20, 2019