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Kyle

Kyle is a guy whos immature and confused. He might break your heart, but that's only because he doesn't know how to handle it. He'll grow up and realize you two are perfect for each other. Aside from that, Kyle is dreamy. His eyes will make you melt, and his humor is unmatched, but only to a girl who gets it.
"Did you see Kyle over there flirting with ____"
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time
by •well shit• January 7, 2023
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Kyle is a Bi**h

The religion of believing and having complete and total faith that Kyle is a Bi**h. You worship this by delivering slander to Kyle and agreeing that he needs to be silenced.

(3 people or more are needed to start a religion)
“Boi, you’re a fricking idiot, shut up!”

“hey what are you doing?!”

“oh, we’re worshiping our religion; Kyle is a Bi**h. Wanna join?”

Absolutely!”
by choo choo soul June 30, 2023
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Kyle

World's okays programmer and exceptionally average. Though slightly average in life still ranks above those named Robert or Marco.
If only I had a Kyle to program those adult toys.
by loserfisted July 3, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’s kind, sweet, funny, and literally the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end.
She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.
Kyle is so beautiful
by linajeanne July 8, 2023
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Kyle Kalka

"Is that Kyle Kalka? He's rich"
by jo mama 556 July 29, 2023
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kyle's dick

kyle's dick is so big
by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle likes waffles and he's best described as a twat. He's the kind person who when asked to be there for you during a death in the family.. you can count on him to find a way to make you look like you did something terrible, so he doesn't have to be there while you deal with death in the family by yourself .. he'll make you look like you were wrong for suggesting him to be there for you. And its your fault.
yeah I went to see my Dad at the hospice, and stayed holding his hand and when I needed a friend, that friend was being a Kyle.
by DiscoDelaware August 22, 2023
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