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[knows where the pond is]

When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.
Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."

Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.
by Travya October 13, 2008
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i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context
i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...
by yahoodhomie January 23, 2022
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i don't know

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023
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I don't know what to look up

What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!
Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!
by tdude_yahyeet12 November 25, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska Robles DoeS Not Know Ines Maltilde Romero Is Brazilian<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska Robles DoeS Not Know Ines Maltilde Romero Is Brazilian<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025
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ID Know

Fellow 1: "Why hello there, how is your day going?
Fellow 2: "Good, why?
Fellow 1: "ID Know?"
Fellow 2: *stabs Fellow 1 with flimsy knife made of butter*
Fellow 1: "ID Know you would do that! Ow..."
by S7S1359 June 29, 2022
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Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025
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