January 19th 

January 19th refers to a special day when everyone is to make out with any woman they find with the name “Johanna”

“oh my god it’s January 19th , we should go find johanna so we can make out w her”

January 19th by happyhorse67 September 9, 2022

January 19th 

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

January 19th by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

January 11 by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

January 21 

National "I love cheese " day

you: hey geo, is January 21
geo: huh?
yes: i love cheese

January 21 by RAAHHHHH November 4, 2022

January 31st 

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

January 31st by n1yahg November 9, 2022

January 1, 12am 

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

January 1, 12am by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

January 15th 

International femboy appreciation day

"Hey are you ready for january 15th?"
"What is January 15th?"
"It's international femboy appreciation day"

January 15th by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022