James Bond

The Absolutely Greatest films ever made. They are the only Movies that make you wanna watch them over and over. They had some bad ones such as Moonraker, but they are still worth watching.

My favorite Bond Is Roger Moore, My favorite Bond Girl is Natalya, and my favorite Villain is Baron Samedi.

My personal list from best to worst...

1.Licence to Kill
2.Goldfinger
3.Live and Let Die
4.You Only Live Twice
5.Octopussy
6.Thunderball
7.Goldeneye
8.From Russia, With Love
9.The World Is not Enough
10.Diamonds Are Forever
11.The Man with the Golden Gun
12.Die Another Day
13.For Your Eyes Only
14.The Living Daylights
15.Drno
16.On Her Majesty's Secret Service
17.The Spy who Loved Me
18.A View To a Kill
19.Moonraker
20.Tommorow Never Dies

Well, There have been different James Bonds over the years:

Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan

and now...

Daniel Craig

by Yellllo December 28, 2005

Lebron James

THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Say what you want, There is no doubt that Lebron James is the Greatest

by HuntDrake December 14, 2017

Lebron James

1. An NBA super star from Akron, Ohio that was drafted directly out of high school in 2003 from St. Vincent-St. Mary's High School who has quickly become of the most hypocritical voices of the "social justice movement". He freely speaks out about supposed incidents of police brutality against black citizens of the United States, all the while ignoring that all of his Nike merchandise was made under the Chinese brutality of Uighur slave labor or Chinese occupation of Hong Kong.
2. The act of a man inserting one end of a 3 to 4 ft tube into his anus, and subsequently the other end in the vaginal opening of a consenting female partner before he expends flatulence into the vaginal canal.

Brad: "Hey Dude! I went out with this crazy chick I met on Tinder last night, and she pleaded that I give her a 'Lebron James'."
Julio: "What the hell is that? Like get her pregnant on the first date, and deny the kid is yours in 9 months?"
Brad: "NO! She had me put aquarium tube up my ass, and the other end in her pussy and fart! It was fucking crazy!!"
Julio: "Makes sense. Lebron kind of is a huge pussy that is full of shit and hot air."

by EnVinoDeVeritas April 27, 2021

James Horne

A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.

James Horne: would you like my hard, delicious, juicy carrot in your mouth?
Random gay person: No i want it in my ass

by Anonymous1235683625 August 23, 2018

LeBron James

The best player in the nba, all those fucked up haters who say he cant shoot can suck on chef's chocolate salty balls hes hit over 100's 3's in the last 2 years, this year alone he hit more than wade and melo COMBINED SUCK ON THAT.
LeBron James simply the best.

everyone: LeBron James can't shoot.
me: 130 3 pointers shoot that bitch!

by Nick12233333 July 15, 2006

The Graham James

When you cum on someone's feet then give them a blow-job.

"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."

by StickyFeet October 22, 2009

Tom James

1. A company that makes suits, with an amusing picture of a man on the front page of the website.

2. A general term used in Middle England, particularly Northamptonshire, for any selfish, immature and sometimes arrogant twat OF THE SAME SOCIAL STANDING as the user.

1. "I recently went dayn tayn to brayn traysers fer a thaysand paynd."
"well i purchased mine from Tom James co. Suitmakers"
"....oh"

2. "wow he was just gouing out with her for the sex!"
"hes a bit of a tommy eh"
"yup, a right tom james"
"shes not even that attractive...."

by D4rTsra8 |!\/3 May 10, 2005