by L.bä January 18, 2022
by Elspencico June 03, 2019
Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster
"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"
"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no
"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no
by I just said something stupid October 01, 2017
by Mepz March 26, 2016
An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.
Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021
Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis
by Ovojackfrost March 07, 2022
by Ass Beater 69 May 13, 2017