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roses are so horny
by infernusdoge69420 November 16, 2024
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Horny Peek-a-boo

A game often played at a bar between two people who are interested in each other. The game goes like this: person A gives person B a sultry look. Person B evades person A's gaze out of shyness, but then person B decides to reciprocate to person A. Person A repeats person B's first action. Repeat until either approach each other or one party retreats.
Friend: "I saw you were playing horny peek-a-boo with that baddie last night!"
Person A: "Yeah I was too shy though, so I retreated like a beta."
by baddieAlert! December 2, 2024
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Horny

When your pussy gets wet, or your dick gets hard when you think about something hot.

You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.

You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.

"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."

He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
Writing that story made me horny, so I rubbed my wet pussy.
by IWantLeviAckermansBigDick December 21, 2024
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horny

First used in 14th century, used to describe a mineral or texture that is hard or coarse, especially animals’ horns. In the late 19th century, it is crudely referred to male sexual arousal, derived from the term ‘horn’ erect penis. Today, this word can also describing a woman’s sexual arousal.
For example: feeling horny (mainly US), or look horny (mainly UK), I’m horny, horny sex videos.
by marcotoa January 18, 2025
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hoppy

japans best keyboard player that happens to be a transvestite.
person 1: omg, i love this band! the keyboard players wig is an eye sore tho.
person 2: giiiiirl, thats hoppy!! yasssssss
by asscreamsundaemurida January 18, 2026
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Herpy Ass

What you get after you haven't waxed your ass hole in so long you wax it and develop a rash around your freshly waxed anus
Vanessa said she hasn't had her ass hair waxed in so long that doing it now would probably cause herpy ass.
by Awesomelesbowife February 22, 2026
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