holy foreskin

the foreskin of THE HOLY GOD

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOLY FORESKIN.
IVE HEARD ITS CRUNCHY.

by head giver69420 February 7, 2023

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

holy crab

An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".

Holy Crab! That's too much work.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

holy

another word for special water

the holy water and the holy bird saved one day but then ignored the rest of those days

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Holy Schnikes

phrase usually used when you're surprised, gasped.(used in a Disney show Sydney to the Max)

Holy Schnikes! That's was fabulous

by iamautistic February 23, 2023

Holy Martrimony

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.

"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.

by Tonecapone October 10, 2023

Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023