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Facebook Mobile

A cellphone application that should be called "walk and stalk"
My stalker friend uses Facebook Mobile to spy on a bunch of girls...perv
by HappyAlexR July 17, 2011
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facebook felon

- a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.

- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")

- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.

- someone that clicks "like" on every post.

- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"

- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook

- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.

** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
"I was going to post that picture, but i knew Betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she's a total facebook felon."

"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."

jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"

john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."

"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."

"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
by JFurbandictionary February 23, 2011
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facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!
by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010
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Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
by iPrank February 24, 2011
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facebook goggles

A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.
Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.
by see jay June 3, 2008
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facebook snitch

sharing a lot of unnecessary information about others while not being asked for it (similar to the recent actions of Facebook and the development of the NewsFeed).
Melissa : Wanna get something to eat?
Keisha : I heard Vicky T. sucked off Mike, Joe, David and Gino. And Paris slept with Daniel, Jamaal and Kyle.
Melissa : Alright...thanks for that.
Alicia : Wow, you definitely just whyled out.. on some serious Facebook Snitch status.
by dubbsy December 6, 2006
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facebook whore

Someone who adds everyone and their cousin on facebook, joins every other group they see, and adds every app they can think of, all just to look cooler than they really are.
My girlfriend is such a fricking facebook whore.
by absolutelyno one October 16, 2007
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