Ethan

A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.

Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.

by randomguywhoisreallyrandom October 23, 2022

Ethan

fuck you colin allyn im going to put you in my computer and sell you into the chinese slave trade for 3 sugar skulls

colin is a whore for ethan

by FUCKYOUCOLINALLYN June 23, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is incredible. He has a very kind heart and always checks in on other people before himself. This fine gentleman is very good at acting, but not in a theater type of way. In the way that no matter how he is feeling he puts on a smile to make others happy not matter what is going on inside. He is the type of guy that can make you laugh no matter where or when. When you are with Ethan you feel safe. Hes the guy that girls will stay up all night thinking about and crying over without him even making an effort.There are so many amazing things about him and i could never name them all. Thats why i am so glad to have him in my life at all even if it hasn't been for long. I hope he will always have someone to make him laugh and smile and just forget about all the bad things for a while because Ethan. He deserves the world.

" I really miss Ethan."

by Felicia06.2.0 November 28, 2020

Ethan

Ethan pulls biddies. Ethan gets fried. Ethan pulls fried biddies. Can also be called Erhab.

Ethan how are you such a babeslayer

by OjasConquerer December 5, 2021

Ethan

Cool

Kid: Mom when I grow up I wanna be an Ethan
Mom: I'm so proud of you son

by Omay_\ November 16, 2021

Ethan

The most supportive friend you'll ever meet, always there for you, always got your back.

Ethan is the best friend I've ever had

by _THE_FAN_GIRL_ June 12, 2018

Ethan Paynter

Ethan is a person who would do anything to beat someone in chess. He is crazy for books and loves reading them. He loves chocolate and wants to focus. He is kind, funny, smart, unique and doesn't care what anyone thinks about him.

Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"

An Ethan Paynter is weird but he's my best friend.

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by #name crazy January 23, 2021