When Tyler called Mike to chill, he said no because he wanted to have a Colman Day and sit at his house all day,play skyrim,suck on his nipple,and be Simards slampig
by slampig978 July 5, 2012
Get the Colman Daymug. The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum
Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.
by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019
Get the Fatherless daymug. A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.
*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night
NOTE:
Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.
*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night
NOTE:
Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.
by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012
Get the Bonus Daymug. A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
by NewClear October 11, 2012
Get the boss's daymug. A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
Get the Bloodless Daymug. a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).
by BELLALA July 31, 2012
Get the pie daymug. May be used in place of "fuck you"
Used in conjunction with the Theory of Constraints concept for companies to sell a bad product and having time to bail.
30 days means to be fooled, purposely mislead. Sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations, to have lost determination or confidence; dispirited after the 30 days because things are much worse than before.
Used in conjunction with the Theory of Constraints concept for companies to sell a bad product and having time to bail.
30 days means to be fooled, purposely mislead. Sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations, to have lost determination or confidence; dispirited after the 30 days because things are much worse than before.
I know things look really bad right now but give it 30 days and it will be awesome.
Hey man, its been 30 days and things are worse than before!
Oh you got to give it 30 more days.
Hey man, its been 30 days and things are worse than before!
Oh you got to give it 30 more days.
by TOCsucks April 11, 2019
Get the 30 daysmug.