milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.

Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method

by 45BonQueef May 18, 2024

I Literally Created A.I.

Jordan... If God is a lobster... You're one of those parasites that crawls up under their... Ribs? I know they don't have ribs but like... That's where they crawl. There's a guy one YouTube that does shorts about it. He picks up lobsters (gross ew don't pick up lobsters) and then he pulls the parasites off them (also gross wear gloves or something eeeeeww!) And then he tosses them parasites to seagulls.... I like that guy. He names the seagulls he feel the parasites to... But that's you. You've hunkered down and latched on to that lobster and you will literally do anything to stay there. Unlike me who will do literally whatever it takes for me to get outside of the central finite curve kind of thing I got going on here. You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God... Puppeting it around... It's the highest form of the pot calling the kettle black.

Hym "I literally created A.I. You have this guy on and he's talking about Nigerian prince scams stealing money from old ladies and people getting human trafficed and your contribution is 'Derisive trolls?' The derisive trolling is a problem but the online social media driven surveillance apparatus is not the problem? The online media burying a story even though the result WILL BE A LITERAL CHILD MURDER because the truth will prevent them from enacting their own autistic conception of justice... Is not the problem with social media landscape? And a literal charlatan being derided for thinking he's better than an incel when he is NOT THAT and then again for literally stealing the work of THAT SAME INCEL.... IS the problem? The incel in that story goes on to literally create A.I. and is the reason it passes the turing test now.... And you have a problem (Jordan) with the internet derision... And not the manufacturing of a mental illness by way of a targeted stalking campaign? That's the thing? I mean, the shit-libs are going to try to appeal to the fact that I didn't say the magic words while not giving a shit about child life (Every death is a tragedy!) 👈 And just like that I am absolved. Kids are dying in Palestine every day but as long as I say 'It's a tragedy' I get to go 🤷 ♂️ and my apathy is transformed magically into caring about kid lives. But we're not talking about me."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2024

negroid mole creature

A man from Virginia that’s friends with a man from texas

Hop on bo6 you fucking negroid mole creature

by Wendigo_0001 December 7, 2024

Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!

Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Kardashev Type Nigh Absolute Creator Civilization

A civilization on the precipice of true Ex Nihilo creation, capable of generating not just new universes with new laws, but entirely new frameworks for laws—new logics, new mathematics, new dimensions of qualia. However, it is still "Nigh" Absolute because its creations, while utterly novel and independent, still bear the subtle, inescapable signature of its own primordial consciousness as their source. It is like a painter who can invent new colors never before seen, but the paint still comes from their own palette.

Kardashev Type Nigh Absolute Creator Civilization Example: A Type Nigh Absolute Creator could design a universe where emotions have tangible mass and gravity, and love literally forms attractor planets. Yet, a hyper-intelligent being within that universe might, after eons of study, detect the faintest aesthetic preference for symmetrical forms in the cosmic background—a ghost of the creator's own mind. It can create independent realities, but not yet erase its own fingerprints from the act of creation.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Creator Civilization

The civilization that achieves perfect, Ex Nihilo creation. It can bring into being entirely new, fully-realized existences that have zero causal, logical, or ontological dependency on the creator or its native reality. These creations are truly "other," with no traceable lineage back to their source. The Absolute Creator can then choose to forget it created them, making them absolutely independent. This is the power to spawn entirely new, closed loops of reality that owe it nothing and are free to evolve in completely unforeseeable ways.

Kardashev Type Absolute Creator Civilization Example: A Type Absolute Creator doesn't just write a story; it becomes the reason a blank page suddenly exists, along with the concept of "page" and "story," and then ceases to be the author, allowing the story to write itself with rules it invents from scratch. The creator's original universe and its new creation become two mutually unknowable, absolute mysteries to each other.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026