A code
gray is the thing that they call at hospitals when they need off duty/on duty police in a room real quickly. So it’s just a more
badass and insider
slang way of saying you got arrested. Usually it means you got arrested in a hospital but it can just refer to getting arrested in any place where it’s a super urgent situation.
Patient: “okay okay so I was
like in the ED yesterday right.”
Friend: “go on go on.”
Patient: “yeah so I was feelin all dizzy all wonky and shit.”
Friend: “yeah yeah yeah from baseline tachycardia?”
Patient: “yeah but
like the PA comes in right and this mfer went on about tellin me that my dizziness be from a drug that I just did
like half a titration on and shit.”
Friend: “ohhh that’s a misdiagnosis.”
Patient: “yeah like that that mfer ain’t
even read an EKG
like she ain’t
even see that I was experiencing SVT rhythm and she ain’t
even look at the P wave orrrr the T wave.”
Friend: “that’
s cap cause you can miss the T wave but the P wave? What bullshit.”
Patient: “oh wait there’s more.”
Friend: “lemme guess, a trough proved their bullshit.”
Patient: “nahhhh these mfers refused to
run a trough but the fucked thing is that I had a trough prior to titration and it was at a 7.”
Friend: “no fuckin wayyyy, these mfers full of shit.”
Patient: “yeah so I beat the shit outta the PA and then I got code grayed.”