cock goo

The creamy white substance that spontainiously squirts out of the male reproductive organ during sexual intercourse or during masturbation.

"Aye jimmy I fucked Lisa for hours and before I knew it my rooster puked up a good pint of cock goo into Lisa's creamy cunt then she licked it all off of my iron hard rod"

by Lilcocker February 8, 2014

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

cock savant

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.

She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!

by ThaLumberjack November 7, 2014

Cock dipping

When a guy (typically a pornstar) puts his penis in and then pulls it out, repeating this multiple times for no apparent reason.

"Did you watch that porno I sent you?"

"Nah that was just some guy cock dipping a girl for like 20 minutes."

by Biivl November 20, 2014

Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013

bendy cock

Pleasure machine

Jason pleasured maria so much that she swears she will never take on the bendy cock again.

by Jkahan911 November 18, 2013

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015