Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Case Closed Fallacy.

this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.

(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!

(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah

(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.

by X allmighty October 10, 2023

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023

Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

Sail close to the wind

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster

Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":

The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024