n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008
Get the purple headed christian meat missilemug. Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
by get the bleach January 24, 2020
Get the Don’t swear on my christian servermug. A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
Get the sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dancemug. All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
Get the I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/hermug. If you meet a guy named "Christian" then you are the luckiest person alive. Christian will show you how special you are if you cant already see. If you have a guy named Christian in your life you need to never, ever let him go even tho he is very dominant. And if you know people that don't like him then they don't deserve him. And if your reading this and you know someone named Christian tell them you love them.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
Get the Christianmug. Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out
by vianneyjon June 2, 2020
Get the Christian-Gmug. by TayYay March 9, 2025
Get the Christian Laettnermug.