candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Girl Candy

A general term for medication/ drugs. Tylenol? Thats girl candy. Black tar heroin? That’s girl candy.

Girl: my head hurts, I need some girl candy
Guy: what
Girl: it means I need to take something for my head

by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 26, 2024

Cosby Candy

A drunk young hot female that has been abandoned by her friends at a bar leaving her as target to Older less that desirable men.

You left me at Darby's as Cosby Candy for the Oldtimers!

by CountVonfingerbang June 26, 2017

candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth

Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.

by BigDilATL September 3, 2023

Sky candy

Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy

On January second the sky looked like sky candy

by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019