Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 15, 2017

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Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 28, 2024

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Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

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Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

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