get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.

He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

You have a card request available!

That notification u get every 7 hours

i just got a notification saying "You have a card request available!"

by ToIM F5 December 14, 2025

Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

A femboy cartel member that cosplays as any Pokémon character or Pokémon found on a Pokémon card

That guy is such a Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

by Riv4rs December 21, 2025

Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.

i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Uno Reverse Card

A very strong weapon no one can avoid.

Bully: Yo mom so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!!!
Me: *uno reverse card*
Bully: IU IUD O HIUOX o OUIG Tyi oce iuG guyi!!!!!!!

by 🐦🐦🐦🐦 June 19, 2022

credit card with no limits

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..

Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.

by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022