When a guy is doing a girl from another school, and, due to her own awesomeness: not his skill, she climaxes first, he then proceed to make up for your lack of skill with time and a huge student body by trying to cum inside of every hole while pretending that no other school exists.
boy number 1: Dude that hot chick from UCF had a better orgasm way before me at half the cost and she already has a great job. so, I just thought about Albert E. Gator while I did the angry UF gator and tried to win the orgasm by coming in every orifice.
Boy number 2: Awsome dude, what was the score?
Number 1: she still won 6-2 but we are still Gators!
Boy number 2: Awsome dude, what was the score?
Number 1: she still won 6-2 but we are still Gators!
by claudec32 September 10, 2010
Get the angry UF Gatormug. A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007
Get the Angry Super Monkey Ballsmug. Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate
Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....
by dweber79 July 5, 2010
Get the Two Rivers Grille Angry Piratemug. Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com
First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"
"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."
"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."
by Purplishisness January 26, 2010
Get the Two angry camels in a tiny carmug. This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
by A counselor October 30, 2017
Get the AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)mug. 1. Angry white kid who yalls about video games.
2. Having sex while playing a video game and when done tell your girlfriend to shut up and make you a sandwhich.
2. Having sex while playing a video game and when done tell your girlfriend to shut up and make you a sandwhich.
angry video game nerd bithces
by Nikols May 6, 2010
Get the Angry Video Game Nerdmug. While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.
Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.
by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010
Get the The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudelmug.