Alabama cocaine

A mixture of home cooked methamphetamine (shake n bake meth) cut with ghb

Drove 10 hours to Birmingham to get Alabama cocaine thinking it was the real thing, ended up staying 90 hours awake and almost pluming head down from my 13th story window while having an onset psychosis

by not_too_big_joe June 21, 2024

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alabama ricecooker

When you fill your sister's ass with rice then proceed to fuck her ass until you cum. Wait 24 hours then have her shit out the rice which is then enjoyed by the both of you.

My family loved the rice we made for the family reunion, the alabama ricecooker works so well.

by The_Lit_Cabage July 15, 2023

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Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

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