When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020
Get the ALABAMA ONSIDE KICKmug. The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.
by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021
Get the Alabamamug. by cabinjohn July 4, 2016
Get the alabama credit cardmug. Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
Get the Alabama ketchupmug. by _pardon? November 15, 2019
Get the Alabamamug. Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
Get the alabama drum brakemug. My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
Get the Alabama baby showermug.