Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

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Alabama

The U.S state with one family tree

Alabama National Anthem: Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics:

75% Rednecks
25% Black

Alabama simulator 2024

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

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Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024

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alabama wetnap

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it.

I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it.

by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023

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When you use a HMD Barbie 4G Flip Phone (4GB) Tracfone Prepaid - Pink as a butt plug, and someone calls the phone mid-anal plug. Other definition = When you use a barbie doll, and insert it into you and your partner's anal cavity. A double dookie hole dildo.

I fucked a bitch with a Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug and she filed a restraining order

by Jambles14146 July 30, 2025

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