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ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020
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Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.
"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."
by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021
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alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)
We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.
by cabinjohn July 4, 2016
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Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
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Alabama

What is Alabama? that does not exist
Alabama is an illusion cast by government. Oh yeah, and aliens too.
by _pardon? November 15, 2019
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
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