1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
Get the Lick the Tentmug. a devious lick is when you steal school property from usually that bathrooms and then put it in your backpack and take it home. most commonly soap dispensers and air hand dryers. some people even take the doors off the stalls.
Person 1: BRO WE JUSTT HIT THE ABSOLUTE MOST DEVIOUS LICK
Person 2: what did you take?
Person 1: WE TOOK THE FUCKING SINK
Person 2: what did you take?
Person 1: WE TOOK THE FUCKING SINK
by imacowgaming September 13, 2021
Get the devious lickmug. Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me
by hackerman09 December 19, 2024
Get the Go lick a dickmug. by Frozen Bob December 13, 2017
Get the Licking fuzzmug. A person or persons of dubious moral character with a built-in knee-jerk reaction condition, who does or says what they perceive you want to see or hear to gain favor and create an outcome they solely desire. They will lie, cheat, rob, betray, befriend, butt kiss, big note, suck up too, embrace, play dead, roll over butt-haven and give pooh posse the news, jump through hoops, walk on hot coals, take sides, twist, turn, snake, shower, grovel and sleaze up to an individual or a group of individuals in order to achieve this.
Hi, thanks for coming to my party, have you checked out Lick Nutt over there, he's been talking pure Anussey all night, big noting, getting her drinks, agreeing with everything she says, I'm surprised he hasn't licked the floor in front of her while trying to get into her pants, such a Lick Nutt. Fuck it! I'm going to see if I can cock block him, he's pissing me off and bringing the tone of my party down.
by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. June 11, 2025
Get the Lick Nuttmug. by GardenWasher September 14, 2021
Get the Devious Lickmug. When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.
by SmartMan69 May 24, 2017
Get the lick and smellmug.