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Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.
That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!
by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011
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Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze
Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!
by Blownifer June 11, 2020
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weed eat

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.
by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017
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Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner
I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses
by Zemonic Indigo December 20, 2024
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Weed

Weed is some shit that snoop dog and god smoke together on Sunday afternoons.
Weed somthing snoop and god smoke
by Caleb3 December 18, 2019
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weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with
Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016
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Weeded

1. A term used to describe the cringe you’re witnessing without being extremely rude

2. To be picked out of your family to do chores

3. to be blamed in Among us as the imposter

4. To be accused of something your not responsible for.
Bruh, we just got weeded.

Damn my friends just weeded me for no reason at all.

This YouTube video I’m witnessing has weeded my brain out of existence.

My family weeded me out of my Funtime to do chores.
by Vizonex May 23, 2021
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