weed

is the best drug, it calms you down and makes you feel relaxed.

this weed makes me feel sooo relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

weed

the national scent of the UK's parks and bus stops

Dude it stinks of weed here!

by alltheotherusernamesweretaken May 15, 2018

Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

Welfare Weed

Pot that is cheaper because it is mid grad quality. Usually, people in the poor working class will buy this because of it's cheap price. Sometimes, people will wait until the first of the month to get this kind of pot.

I have a joint to burn, but it's welfare weed, so it's going to have to be a fatty. OR Go out and find me herb, just don't bring back any welfare weed.

by JerryNicoDemon January 19, 2021

Weed fairy

She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side

Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top

by Haji Hassan October 19, 2019

pink weed

something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama

"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau

by gategateholly July 16, 2023