He's a real golden gamer
by Gold man September 23, 2016
by DannyComrade November 25, 2021
A very EPIC type of gamer that will have ROBLOX running on 150FPS and discord in the background. most ROBLOX gamers will be about 11 to 13 years of age because nobody actually plays ROBLOX after that age therefor they are probable brats but if they are not than that's epic. ppl that actually play ROBLOX after there 13 are very epic to but I don't know because I'm a random guy on the web
Timmy: HEY DO YOU PLAY ROBLOX. JOSH: HELL YA. Timmy: COOL OH AND PLEASE DONT CUS MY MOM IS HOME. JOSH: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM A roblox gamer YOU LIL SHIT
by JA HANS February 08, 2021
by Jonteboi December 20, 2016
by Sunday69Discord January 15, 2021
You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)
Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob
Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)
Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob
Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)
I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT
Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....
John: Well You Know What They Say!
Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video
Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....
John: Well You Know What They Say!
Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 02, 2021
A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.
John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.
by iUserProfile August 16, 2017