Fatherless day

The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum

Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.

by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019

Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.

Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights

by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012

boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

Nudes day

On October 10th anyone you ask has to send nudes

It’s October 10th national nudes day

by AquaticAnt October 10, 2020

pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.

I eat pie on pi day.

by Primal Secret December 15, 2008

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).

Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!

by BELLALA July 31, 2012