channel.5.news

literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.

despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program

omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!

by bruhmoments17 June 22, 2021

Handy Andy 5

When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out

Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d

by Andy’s Da October 26, 2022

5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 17, 2022

Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022

5 Fingers up

You love your girl and you're very loyal to her

He has 5 fingers up he must be a good boyfriend

by Instimerso (Voltron) September 25, 2022

4 to 5 mindset

Formerly the 45 mindset, the 4 to 5 mindset was adopted by IB students following the failure of a Mathematics AA HL assessment on the topic of complex numbers. The goal is to pass classes rather than aiming for perfection, in an attempt to maintain sanity and for self-preservation purposes

'Nah, I'm aiming for a 5.'
'What happened to the 45 mindset?'
'I failed my math. All I want now is to pass. Its the 4 to 5 mindset :('

by 45w March 31, 2022

peruvian top 5

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).

Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!

by dirtb December 8, 2020