zoot and toot

Using the bathroom whilst under the effects of marijuana.

John: Aye where's my nigga Timmy?
Steven: Timmy's taking a shit rn, my nigga's zooted !
Timmy: I'm good, I'm just taking a zoot and toot

by veJ eZaF March 3, 2018

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 1, 2010

zoot-conscious

When a person in a group of people smoking weed, is extremely aware of the joint being passed around. He/she will be scared that the zoot might not make it back to them for another toke or that the person smoking it might drop it. A zoot-conscious individual will go as far as reaching his/her arm out to take the zoot without being offered it or even being the next in line.

Harry: Hey, can I have the zoot
Amber: Mate, you are so zoot-conscious

by k-man1989 September 3, 2010

zoot chute

the vagina of a woman who has given birth to a child or children with birth defects or deformaties

Janet pooped another mutant out of her zoot chute this weekend.

by Budapest August 26, 2012

SCOOT AND ZOOT

When you're smoking weed while walking around in public

Damn, did you see him scoot and zoot right in front of the police station?

by Clarissa Fray December 3, 2017

zoot flute

Noun. Another word for dab pen or THC vape. Typically, multiple people play the zoot flute in accordance to compose a symphony.

Randall: “Yo, G. I’m tryna get boofed after school.

Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.

by Bra55Flam1ngo April 13, 2021

Zoot route

the route in which you take, most of the time the most indirect route to waste the most time to smoke a zoot either alone or with friends.

‘’Shall we do a zoot route home I got some time to kill’’

by Con_Dom24 January 23, 2019