Zombie Squad

A group of survival enthusiasts who educate non-aware individuals on the importance of personal preparedness and self-reliance in the event of a zombie outbreak, while increasing overall readiness and response to natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.

You may not believe in zombies. But maybe you believe in blowing the shit out of that fucking thing trying to knaw on your bits and pieces. The Zombie Squad can help.

by Valarius January 22, 2006

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.

dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012

Plants vs Zombies

Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.

I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)

by Mr Garbell! July 5, 2016

Zombie Bomber

The guy in the crew who will literally sleep with the ugliest girls not only as a wing man but also flying solo.

Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Nazi Zombies

As we all know, Zombies are the walking dead (or infected with some kind of 'rage' virus). We also know that at one point in our lives, we will have to pick up a shovel, or axe, and have to deal with their brain eating tendencies.

But, many people are yet unaware of the upcoming rise of the 'Nazi Zombies'. They are the most evilest of evils*, and are literally Nazis who died in the war, and will one day rise from their graves, and infest the earth, probably leaving you stranded in a building with boxes that give you random weapons, and couches that you have to pay to move.

There's no need to worry, just pick up Call of Duty: World at War, and learn all the survival methods to protect you from the goosestepping dead; How to activate floating bombs, how to repair walls chunk by chunk, and how to blame your friends when they do finally overtake and kill you.

It should also be noted that Nazi Zombies can't stand colder regions (According to recent road signs), however the movie Dod Sno (Dead Snow) indicates they can rise in order to protect their Nazi Gold... So if you do retreat to colder climates to avoid your unpleasant death, don't mess with any boxes, crates or other containers of anything appearing to be gold.

*Yes, they are about as bad as 'Pirate Ghosts'

Oscar - "Oh my gawd, it's a ZOMBIES!"

Schindler - "No, it's NAZI Zombies!"

Oscar - "Oh... Well now I don't feel to bad shooting them... I mean, because, you know, they were evil before they were trying to eat my brains."

by Gamingtrevor June 10, 2009

Facebook Zombie

A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.

Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*

by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010

Zombieing

It’s where someone you previously dated (and very likely cared for) or were even in a relationship with, ghosted you, only to then resurface some time later, most likely in the form of some sort of social media interaction or an out of the blue text message. Usually the zombieing happens just when you’ve gotten over the hurt of having them ghost you in the first place. Then, all of a sudden, they subtly reappear (I say subtle – it can feel like a slap in the face!) causing more emotional upset.

I was totally "zombieing" at the thought of my ex messaging me after no contact.

by kazuri February 24, 2018