Millennial

Generation of americans born before the turn of the century, who are quite possibly the weakest generation of people any nation has ever produced. These people are completely ignorant to reality, and fail to accept anybody who thinks differently than they do, yet they claim to be the most tolerant generation. Identifiable by their Subaru forester hatchbacks littered with Bernie 2016 stickers, and their ignorance when it comes to politics. These are the same people seen marching in the streets yelling expletives about Donald Trump, and his supporters during their "peaceful" protests. Their inability to cope with a Trump presidency is due to the fact that they are used to receiving participation trophies, and have been shielded from opinions that differ from theirs.

Person1: Did you see all those millennials in the streets spitting at Trump supporters

Person2: yeah, those millennials really need to to wake up to reality.

by Shit nizza November 13, 2016

Millennial Life Crisis

A millennial life crisis is when a youngster realises that the oldies really did send the environment down the whazoo. And no matter being a tree planting square, you always know the cool kids at school will not invite you to the milkbar after class.

Guy 1: I swear im going through a millennial life crisis.
Guy2: Yup dem boomers did it.

by Old Mate Dan's Mate. September 20, 2019

Millennial

Spoiled, self involved, under-educated brat born after year 2000

That millennial just took another selfie.

by blackrock April 14, 2016

Millennial Scary

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When a Millennial finds something to be extremely scary but which any other Generation would find only to be tame by comparison.

Only Millennial's would find it Scary.

I watched "Hereditary" with my 22yr old Nephew. His friend claimed it was the scariest movie of all time.
As a GenX'er I didn't find it at all scary! This is what I now call "Millennial Scary".

"You think that's scary? That's just fuckin' Millennial Scary! Try watching the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre in a dingy Dusk till Dawn Grindhouse theater while Drunken Bikers throw empty beer bottles over your head! and sicko perverts in the row behind you jerkoff to the screen gore...now that's what I call fuckin' SCARY"

by Dr.Cyclopz September 13, 2018

Post Millennials

The generation directly after Millennials. Birth years start between 2006 - 2012. This group also normally steals trends from Millennials and often use them in wrong context. This age group is also very spoiled considering they get smart phones at the age of 5. This age group is excessively immature and annoying to all age groups and make fart jokes beyond the age of 10. This group is also known to start YouTube comment wars. This group of over grown babies is also known to be the ones who attempt to roast someone but simply do not understand how to.

Millennial: Sup M8s, just made this rare Pepe!
Post Millennial: *Over hears*: Like Mate bro I just made this me me about this DANK FROG!
Millennial: Why do you Post Millennials try to be cool?

by FeralInsanity12 March 16, 2017

Millennial

You are married to your phone and the internet has more pictures of you than your parents.

You are just a simple minded Millennial

by SPR70NOVA November 8, 2016

millennial deep

Shallow, fake depth stemming from mediocre skills millennials desperately cling to so they feel relevant and unique. It is often exacerbated by taking an introductory class in a basic undergrad program.

Did you see Halsey paint a self-portrait while singing on SNL? So millennial deep.

Me: do you like the Guernica?
Person: the Brand New song?
Me: no, the painting by Picasso. Not that millennial deep Brand New BS.

by OhNoHeDenton February 10, 2019