Zen Up Bitches

Calm down, relax, and get things done.

The development team: We'll never be ready in time!
Me: Zen up bitches! We're just moving cards into the done column
Then: Ok. What can we deliver that is of highest value?

by Internet Bodhisattva November 14, 2012

Zen Fang Lai

Zen Fang Lai is the word used to describe when your asshole is full and is clogged. Zen Fang Lai is also a verb which may be used to describe the smashing of one's keyboard, permanently damaging its keys due to Brawlhalla.

Synonym: crongful

"I can't play league, I'm Zenfanglai."
"Fk! I just lost a custom game to Russell and Zen Fang Lai'd."

by knightrider108 May 20, 2020

Right Wing Zen

Whacko stalker who scours the internet looking for unsuspecting victims to believe his sob stories and comfort him in his "time of need."

Largely suspected not to exist at all, but to just be one of many of Ooh-lala's split personalities.

This week, Gus and Pepper are Right Wing Zen, who could it be next week?!?

by Not you March 16, 2005

"Scottish Zen Samurai"

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - A collection of poems by Scottish poet, author, playwright, James Morrison, published by Immediate Arts, 2007.

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - James Morrison's poetry collection, is influenced by Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, surrealism, stream of consciousness writing, and Zen Buddhism.

by Immediate Arts July 23, 2007

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, or Zen as she is affectionately known, is the most famous poster on Babycenter message boards. She is known to frequent the Bargain Hunting Tips For Parents board. Some love ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, others hate her. Like Cindybin of Yahoo trolling fame, ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is not a troll in the traditional sense of the word - but her snippy comments and overinflated ego make her a well-known, infamous poster nonetheless.

Variations on Zen's screen name are zenknackkiss, her Yahoo ID; and zen_knack_kiss, not actually Zen herself... but she thinks Zen is so awesome, she set up a ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ Worship Page on Myspace. You can find this Worship Page at http://www.myspace.com/zen_knack_kiss

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is God's gift to humanity.

by Morbidda July 30, 2008

Zen appreciation day

September 10 is Zen appreciation day!!!!!!!!!!

wowoowowow its september 10!!!!!! zen appreciation day!!!!!!

by spaghetticat27 September 8, 2022

zens._.edit._.attempts

A super cool editor who's the sweetest to ME aspen <33

"Ay heard of zens._.edit._.attempts?"
"Mhm! They're really cool!"

by Aspeneats April 12, 2022