your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 20, 2007

suck your mum

suck your mum yay

your being rude well suck your mum

by Faithyyyyyyyyyy April 12, 2021

suck your mum

suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.

Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde

PROCEED INTO A FIGHT

by k7.stackz April 28, 2020

Dick on your Mum

It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!

"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!

by YaNansPumsDead March 31, 2013

Your mum geiy

It means ur mum is geiy

How you doing today mate?

Your mum geiy

by Anthoon21 June 9, 2018

your mum in the microwave

its a COMEBACK

orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"

can be used in song

jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??

james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!

jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................

james:your MUMMM in the...........

ect.

your mum in the microwave.

by alawrrr! September 4, 2009

Shank your mum

You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.

A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!

by Chcbc November 4, 2020