Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Wonked

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by getwonked December 20, 2020

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

Another way to say fap

Time to wonk (my penis)

by Im a boy August 10, 2017

Wonk

To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.

mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.

by VTDG March 17, 2022

wonk nose

A person with a severe crooked or wonk nose .

Eesaah shake your wonk nose for me

by Callumj16 April 11, 2024

Wonk

Wonk is a verb adverb noun adjective pronoun noun and conjunction

After intense training the man was ready to wonk.

by Wonky64 December 1, 2016