The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
Get the Post-panda regretmug. Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022
Get the Instant Regretmug. by gleam serene April 11, 2022
Get the lowkey regretsmug. When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.
Common in incel communities
Common in incel communities
Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her
Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it
Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it
by moonboi42069 January 4, 2024
Get the regret-rapemug. A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.
Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret
by Voltmanic September 28, 2023
Get the commute regretmug. the slow realization that everything you’ve done has left no grateful impact in your life or others. that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the world, that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the people around you and even yourself. when you start remembering the tiniest things you’ve done, the tiniest things you could’ve done. how you used to tell yourself you’d never catch yourself acting like the people you despised, just to see their reflection staring back at you when you look in the mirror. when you realize that you are like every other human being on this planet, that you are no different than others, no better. that there is only one way to end this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you. a solution most people chose that they will regret.
“When I look at you, I regret everything I did to you. Even this. I will soon fill your heart with an indescribable amount of sorrow that will soon lead you to share the emotions I felt. Regret that you didn’t do anything impactful in my life, or the others around you. It will leave you to feel like there is only one way out of this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you.”
by caejose December 28, 2024
Get the Regretmug. by LaquidWegret October 22, 2020
Get the liquid regretmug.