win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.

Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.

by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020

WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.

Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.

by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020

Win Bang

When 1 man gets gang by busty group of bad bitches.
The Male Version of a GangBang.

My Fantasy is to get winbanged by a group of busty Latinas.

I would love to experince a Win Bang.

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

win grinder

kid who doesn't let you hit the billcam and only cares about a win

this kid keeps boxing up hes such a win grinder, ugh i hate win grinders always trying for the win and never setting up what a retard

by Hadezify April 15, 2021