AKA Your Majesty
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
by YGJ November 22, 2021
Get the Mallorymug. A spoiled brat seems to Like you, but secretly envious and Despises you Pay Attention to Actions they reveal It!?!!
Easy to Fuck just have weed Or 20 bucks doesn't take much bucks Even with zero bucks she doesn't care just alive to Get her pussy pounded by anybody willing to
Easy to Fuck just have weed Or 20 bucks doesn't take much bucks Even with zero bucks she doesn't care just alive to Get her pussy pounded by anybody willing to
College Rad- can't wait to Mallory comes over
College Rad #2- Damn Right Dan gonna tag Me in
College Rad #3- Nah fam she got that Gushy mushy but I need it to myself we all Can't share again,You know what fuck it Got the bottle ready for HER
College Rad #2- Damn Right Dan gonna tag Me in
College Rad #3- Nah fam she got that Gushy mushy but I need it to myself we all Can't share again,You know what fuck it Got the bottle ready for HER
by TopNotchMatilda974 January 30, 2024
Get the Mallorymug. a mallory is a super crazy person. shes really funny and pretty she stays loyal to her friends and she likes everyone. she likes volleyball and is athletic. she gives everything 100%
by idontknowidkidontknow April 1, 2022
Get the mallorymug. Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.
*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021
Get the Mallorymug. A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.
by lalathegoat January 18, 2024
Get the Mallorymug. Just a stand out beautiful, smart, funny, and a great person to be around. If you’re around her, you will be in a good mood. She is nothing short of amazing and is full of surprises. Perfect body type that there’s not a thing wrong with it and anyone will love. Any guy is lucky to have her.
by imirdad47 October 3, 2017
Get the mallory rodgersmug.