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Tale of Whoa! 

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.
He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!
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what? whoa!

What? Whoa! is a term used to describe surprise at something not really surprising.
A: This car will detect when it’s time to change to Daylight Savings Time.

B: What? Whoa!
what? whoa! by lovebitesdarling January 13, 2019

Chee-Who-A-Who-A

A way of pronouncing Chihuahua, reserved for the Chihuahuas owned by fat people, body builders, and gay men.
"Looky there at the Chee-Who-A-Who-A and it's owner...

...I've never seen a person waddle so much like a penguin."

...I've never seen such a big guy and a small dog."

...I've never seen such a bright shirt in public before."
Chee-Who-A-Who-A by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

whoawhoawhoa 

when you see something appealing and you cant breath.
look at that nogger!whoawhoawhoa! i cant breath, listen to my music!
whoawhoawhoa by ushani July 29, 2003

who a this 

A phrase made popular by a ridiculously good-looking human being; meaning "who is this".
'hey tyler!!!!!'
'who a this.'
who a this by tyboiifolyfe July 19, 2007
Example 1. Wow look at the "Who-a", She's sucking all of your friends dicks behind your back. i'm surprised she didn't get her stomach pumped from all of the seman she swallows.

Example 2. Oh don't worry, i'm sure you can get with her, she's such a "who-a."

Example 3. What a "Who-a!"

Example 4. Where the 'Who-a's" at?

Example 5. Bitch you's a who-a.
Who-a by Nicky Loucifer October 7, 2011