Puffed wheat mother fucker!

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.

"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

by Zerodin October 5, 2006

WHAP

Acronym for World History AP

Are you taking WHAP this semester? I hear it's tough.

by Mr_Awesome March 7, 2008

Academic Weapon

A student with straight A’s, all the gold medals, exceptional rizz, higher in the social hierarchy and posesses an intellect which threatens the try hards. (Someone who never seems to put an effort into anything and shouldn’t be achieving anything close to what they achieve.)

He was at the party till sunrise last night but still aced the 8am test the next day, what an Academic Weapon.

by edrsidd May 12, 2023

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

Whappe

Noun
Pronounced WAP, like NAP with a W
A slang term for a males sexual organ, Penis

"Suck my whappe" "You stupid whappe" "He's just a filthy whappe sucker"

by Radrew May 26, 2006

whapham

a sea/fish god the fishermen of cornwall prayed to before going out to sea.

Freddie: im going out to sea tomorrow.

Matty: pray to Whapham to make sure you get a nice batch of fish.

by Gods minion August 17, 2009

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 1, 2004