Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
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now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
by Stupid Af July 19, 2021
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