washcloth

1. a small towel, usually made from terrycloth, of which is used to clean one's self while bathing. can also be used to clean up after intimate relations whether solo or with a partner.

2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.

3. also see: hot.

Dude: "OMG, did you see that smokin' hot chick at the skatepark the other day?"

Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."

by Washcloth October 28, 2005

Washed

A term used to describe a driver whose once top-end abilities have since dwindled to the point that they now frequent the lower divisions.

Example: That Charlie guy is so washed

by Mo-Bot May 24, 2021

Polish Car Wash

A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.

Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?

by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012

washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

Washburn Rural

A school set in one of the most boring cities in the world, that contains a large amount of awful, judgmental people.

Do you go to Washburn Rural?" "yes." "Well, your life sucks!

by hoy. April 1, 2011

Warthogging

Actively seeking out heavyset and or unattractive women at a bar or club and attempting to engage in sex acts with her. Often done as sport with other male friends.

Me and my buds went out warthogging last night.

by parrib1 June 12, 2011

wash

A cancelling-out or balancing effect. An incident where nothing is gained and nothing is lost, a draw.

I won fifty bucks at blackjack, but lost fifty in poker, so I called it a wash and went home.

by gogoacidfish February 22, 2009