wank

a stupid bastard who is retarded beyond comprehension

god you a fuckin wank

by tamahau February 11, 2003

wank

moron: idiot

also can be used as “wanker”

steve: bro i tripped during gym class today

jim: alright you wank

by lmaoWANK March 27, 2019

wank

the equivalent for fuck in the U.K./basically another work for fuck used in the U.K.

Evike: So how was last night with your boyfriend?

Tervon: shut the wank up tit!!! a shemale isn't a boy!!

by ihateu(:':(0_0):':)u January 4, 2012

wank

To play unnecessarily complex guitar leads very fast. Guitar diahreah.

I went to an Yngwie Malmsteen concert and all I heard him do was wank.

by Ned Sneed February 11, 2004

wank

term used to throw off parental units when describing whereabouts

mom: kevi where are you???
kevin: zork. wank!

by meepers July 23, 2006

wank

Although 'wank' usually refers to masturbation, in Philadelphia, it is used for absolutely anything. Similar in meaning to 'jawn,' 'wank' bascially takes on the verb form. 'Wank' is predominantly used when something small is done or accomplished.

Me: Look at muh beautiful half-court J nigga!
Niggaz: Shyt you aint makin this jawn nigga! Who you tryna play?
Me: (Makes Shot) Wank.

by Bawseman March 5, 2009

wanking

to stroke or "wank" your genitalia

I was wanking last night

by pussy fart 321 March 1, 2016