Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.

Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"

by TheRealLanceGibson April 5, 2022

Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

master wand

An mmorpg term for penis.

Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches

by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009

wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.

Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.

by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019

Muggle Wand

(Noun) : Simply a gun, defined using Harry Potter terminology.

"its all fun and games until the emo kid pulls out a muggle wand at Quidditch practice."

by Yeeteus_Maxima June 4, 2024

yoni wand

A tool designed to Yoni help women experience enhanced sexual pleasure, increased vaginal lubrication and arousal, for a more intense orgasm.

She prefers her yoni wand to a real person.

by Greatrush May 7, 2025

on the wand

when a female is having some personal time with her B.O.B (battery operated friend)

Sheila couldn't take a phone call right now as she was on the wand.

by tondalayashugundala November 18, 2009